Making this post at 11:30 pm because I’m going to sleep now and probably won’t have time in the morning when it’s October 30th actually

UH-OH WHAT’S THAT I SNIFF.

Hmmm what’s the date I see?

October 30th??

*grabs confetti*

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY.

My friends gave me a meta knight plushie earlier today and I am currently drinking Dr Pepper with it and eating all the fruit punch starbursts.

Now celebrate me peons because I am your god for a single day. /nsrs

WORSHIP YOUR LORD JAMES VELA FROM THE HIT SONG ‘THIS IS MY HEART’ BY VANE LILY AND GHOST AND PALS