This is all I remember her saying
”Jonathan will you please shut up”
”Hide the mayonnaise”
”*gibberish* poolside drama”
”Nooo get the goat out of here”
”Mtvvvvv”
(Whilst jolting violently to the side and snatching the covers off me) “JONATHAN BE QUIET”
She told me later that Jonathan the Eggplant crashed her wedding
