I've listened to Smells Like Teen Spirit like 4 times so you KNOW i know a thing or two

HELP I'M CRYINGHJHUGYFYGHIJGVCFXH

I like nirvana as much as the next guy but listening to polly for the rest of my life would reverse all effects from my antidepressants i would just die

Polly wants a cracker

The blonde one is that lady gaga i can’t see

Idk if i'm uncultured but there are so many famous people who i would never be able to recognize

Like idk what Lady Gaga looks like i was wondering who that was and i was hoping someone else would ask

Just from mentioning polly i am now incredibly sad man

My fav from Nirvana is School or In Bloom

Nirvana is the kind of music i put on as background noise when I’m in a depressive episode

Except for Negative Creep actually thats good

I think I’d actually go insane if all I could listen to was Ed Sheeran that would definitely put me on a watch list

Is no one else going to acknowledge how listening to solely Nirvana for the rest of your life would break a person

Yeah yeah ed sherel is bad but nirvana man it’s good music but jesus

Jumps up and down screaming pointing at Polly

Honestly i wouldn't choose any of these artists

I'd pick that little guy that's singing in the shower

Yeah yeah ed sherel is bad but nirvana man it’s good music but jesus

IMAGINE IF YOU WILL

You enter my bedroom and the floor is covered in blood, the bed is lying on it’s side, and all the closets are empty. The lights flicker and you see the walls and ceiling are covered in hastily scribbled ed sheeran lyrics and foot prints like someone was repeatedly kicking the hard surface. There are also….scratch marks? Of some kind? You can vaguely hear Thinking Out Loud playing somewhere in another room. You notice pictures of friends and family had ed sheeran pasted on top of their faces with eyes aggressively scratched out. Except for the ones of you. The Thinking Out Loud is starting to get more distinct, almost like it was getting closer, you peer closer to the scratch marks and notice they had a particular pattern to them, almost like tally marks. And then a fist closes around your hair,, and drags you out the room, you scream in panic and look up and it’s a dirty girl in a school uniform. Her hair seemed ripped out and her body was scribbled all over, like the Barbie doll you had in kindergarten. You scream louder, but its drowned by the Shape of You. And then the hallway turns into a checkered floor and you feel a yank on your hair, and your head snaps up, and you’re prepared to scream again but the breath suddenly gets ripped out of your body because she’s covered in poorly sewn on skin and blood is coming out of her tattering fake ginger roots. You remain shell shocked as she smiles, holding up a pair of clamps, and says, “I think those pretty blue eyes of yours will be perfect for my rebirth!!” and gets closer and you find you can scream again but nobody comes to your aide. Nobody even hears.

You are found on May 17, 2024, 9:35 AM. A search party has went out for you when you didn’t come home the day before. They found you covered in blood, tied up in a bath tub, and after further research it was confirmed you had drowned, although it had to be noted your eyes seemed to be missing from their sockets. Their was also reportings of Ed Sheeran lyrics all over the walls, and mysterious photographs? Investigation to find your girlfriend, your killer, who became known as Dead Fearan, is at large. When asked in an interview, Ed Sheeran’s commentary on the incident is as follows: “BLIMEY! THAT GIVES ME THE SHIVERS, INNIT? New song dropping September 2024”