Sorry if I haven't posted one of these in a few days, I've been busy with real-life stuff. But now I'm back, so let the rambling once again commence!
Also... still no refunds... even if this was briefly on hiatus.
Let's get started!
Bread puns! As it turns out, King gets his sense of humor from his old man.
HE'S REGURGITATING! STAND CLEAR!
Hooty is ready to join the episode's main plot... not today, I'm afraid.
Oh deary me, the bacon is back!
Behold! It's... OBVIOSO! Gee, I wonder who that could be behind the moustache... ah, forget it, I'm not entertaining Tibbles' poor attempts at disguise.
An outdated human reference!
DEAR GOD, IT'S THE FUN POLICE! THEY'VE FOUND ME AGAIN!
Notice the poster next to Eda's... with the bear animatronic. Actually, that's supposed to be a reference to the old animatronic pizzeria chain ShowBiz Pizza, and its main mascot, Billy Bob.
That is not Freddy Fazbear. I repeat: NOT FREDDY FAZBEAR.
"HUR HUR HUR HUR!"
Piss off, Fazbender!
Now, where were we...?
"No refunds!"
See? He gets it! Why should I give refunds if I'm not even charging for this in the first place!
Seems Hooty spent the whole day with a bug (which he eats seconds later). Yep, I can understand why our mains wanted to stay out of that boring plot.
Guess what, guys?
IT'S SKARLOEY'S 160TH BIRTHDAY!
Wait... what's that?
Uh... it seems there's been a typo...
It's actually Skara's 15th birthday... screw that, I'd rather go to Skarloey's birthday party.
@ThomasH3arts Get in loser, we're going to Crovan's Gate for Skarloey's party.
On another note, Skara's VA, Kimberly Brooks, is a recurring VA on "South Park", in case you found that interesting.
Remember kids... drugs are bad... m'kay?
KID FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
Look, I know it can be tempting to give into those NAGGING VOICES IN YOUR HEAD TELLING YOU TO BURN IT DOWN, BURN IT ALL DOWN!
But arson isn't the solution to everything, Amity!
Welcome to the mindscape! This is our first time getting a glimpse at such a place, and it won't be our last time! Oh boy, it sure won't be our last time... oh ho ho! ("Hollow Mind" is my favorite episode if you couldn't tell.)
Luz and Amity try to ring their bell to tell Eda they need to get out of Willow's mindscape... but Eda's a little busy at the moment.
LET'S SEE IF KING CAN MAKE SOME MORE NOISE! I LOVE NOISE!
Doth I spy the trademark Blight blush? They're all secretly tomatoes.
And now we meet the Inner Willow... it sure won't be our last time facing someone's inner self in this show- yeah, you get it by now.
Oh great... these two. Alador's redemption arc hasn't started yet so I'm grouping him in with his nasty wife.
Yes, this is the first appearance of Odalia Blight... and even if I'm only seeing her silhouette, it still gives me the urge to GIVE IN TO THE VOICES AND BURN IT ALL DOWN!
Meanwhile, in B-Plot land, Gus has been trying to find an interesting person to write about for his journalism class. He settles on... Hooty. Eda says Gus is dead to her now.
"Oh, right... I forgot I had people in there."
Interviewing Hooty turned out to be a bad idea.
King's exposure to the human realm's internet has taught him that the Earth is flat... Luz was right to take away the child's device.
HE'S REGURGITATING AGAIN! RUN FOR IT!
Don't need to give this one a caption, do I?
Mere seconds later, Amity would proceed to beat Hooty's sorry face to a pulp.
JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A REDDITOR!
Luz is very right to be afraid.
Aww... she's got a little King watch! Did she get that custom-made or something?
Let's put our hands up for Principal Bump, the man who makes children fight Grometheus the Fear-Bringer and throws a party around it.
I'll say it again... THIS MAN IS A LIABILITY. I respect that.
GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
JESUS CHRIST, IT'S THE REDDITOR AGAIN! TAKE IT AWAY, IT PAINS ME TO LOOK!
Ah, here it is... the famous Lumity dance. Truly an iconic moment with an awesome score to boot.
Ehh... I saw that coming.
"I AM KING AND QUEEN, BEST OF BOTH THINGS!"
Ah, the lad really does take after his father.
It turns out... someone has been impersonating Luz in the human realm! "Let's do lots of fun mother/daughter activities forever and ever," is definitely not a normal human thing to write, Vee.
Also, misspelling Luz's name and crossing it out isn't making you look any less suspicious. Remember: It's Luz with a Z, not an S. "Lus" is not a word, so unless you were trying to write out the name of the ship R.M.S. Lusitania for some reason, best to not make that mistake again.
Yep, I pushed one of my special interests into this with a lame joke, as I'm inclined to do. What can I say, the Lusitania was a fine ship.
And... this poor guy has been dangling from this rope, acting as a makeshift disco ball for the entire episode. That's another liability for Bump!
I think it's about time for Bump to, as we say in the human realm, BETTER CALL SAUL!
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