Luz: Love was once a crazy dream, now it's my new evil scheme.
Amity: And I'm as happy as can be!
Both: It's the age-old story, how an evil girl meets another evil girl, we got a love strong enough to rule the whole wide world, we both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff, I found my other half, yes, I got an evil love!
Backup singers: (La-la, la-la-la-la)
(musical interlude)
Luz: When our abominations armies march
Amity: To the beating of our hearts, I'm as happy as can be!
Both: It's the age-old story, how an evil girl meets another evil girl, we got a love strong enough to rule the whole, wide world, we both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff, you can't foil a plan that's built upon evil love!
Backup singers: (Love-love, love-love-love-love)
Amity: Oo-ooh...ooh-ooh...ooh-ooh...
Luz: Evil love...
