PSHE
"It sounds like someone's murdering a plastic chicken outside."
"Where were you?" , "Therapy!"
One time last year i overheard a conversation in my first class that went
"Why were you late?" "bus."
Literally every day It's like
"Why were you late?"
"I have a sleep disorder"
Luckily I don't technically need to be at school until an hour after it starts because of schedule wrangling
What do you think?