• "If I throw this pen at a wall..." *yeets pen against the wall and it almost hits me in the face*

• "He's called Fiona!!"

• The entire class tried to get this foam ball into a pot in chemistry.

• "I got headbutted yesterday"

I'm planning on making a post which I link all the parts of school out of context so you can find them easily (if you even care) and so it's more organised :)