"One, Two, uh.. Twelve" - Eminem

"There's other people, you selfish asshole!" - Bo Burnham

"Do You Want A Banana?" - Tally Hall

"I wrote The book about throwing the book at those who don't live by it" - Will Wood

"Clean your room, Do your Homework, Don't Stay Out Too Late, Eat Your Vegetables, Put Away Your Toys, Don't Sit Too Close To The TV, Get Dressed For Church" - Mindless Self Indulgence

"A Really Cool Wig" - Lemon Demon

"Uno Dos Tres Cuatro Cinco Cinco Seis" - The Offspring