Bards Against the Throne

Which one of the three members of the B.A.T.T.s or the C.A.T.T.s should've received the most amount of focus? Katya, Amber or Derwin?

I am Raine Whispers, I would join the bard coven.

Day 1 - Favorite Character

I have far too many favorites so here, have Amber

Amber, Raine, Darwin, Katya and Darius are taken

Comment your oc and which character you want

Btw When it's done it will look kinda like this

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheOwlHouse/comments/ut4277/beach_episode/

THEY DESERVE JUSTICE!!

I AM NOT the first person to do this, nor do I want to take credit for the idea. I just thought it would be fun to give a try. I... went a little overboard.

Hunter, playing a VR game: You see, that’s the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It’s PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset.

Hunter: BUT- as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games...

Hunter: YoU jUsT dOnT gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE.

Principle Bump, going over Luz's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.

Luz: Yes

Bump: Okay... may I know what you create?

Luz: Problems.

Eda, walking into her house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Amber: Hi, Mama Eda!

Katya: Hey.

Derwin: Hello.

Eda: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Amber, glancing at the others: We were out of Doritos.

King: Why are Luz and Hunter sitting with their backs to each other?

Amity: They had a fight.

King: Then why are they holding hands?

Amity, sighing: They get sad when they fight.

Amity: Wake me up…

Luz: Before you go go!

Lilith: When September ends…

Hunter: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

Vee: Have you seen a... lady named "Marilyn" around here?

Person: Ugh, yes. She made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.

Luz: It looks fine to me?

Person: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

Edward: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Philip: Okay, but in my defense, King bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Edward: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Philip, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!

Edward: How?

Philip: How what?

Edward: How could they be worse?

Philip: They couldn’t, I lied.

Edward:

Philip: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise

Edward: I beg to differ

Philip: Then Beg

Edward: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Philip: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

Philip: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Edward: Killed without hesitation.

Philip: nO-

Philip: Today is a day of running through hurdles.

Edward: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?

Philip: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

Edward: Do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? Like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t notice It?

Philip: Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!

Edward: Y'know what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration.

Philip: Change is inedible.

Edward: Don't you mean inevitable?

Philip, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

Edward, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Philip: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Edward, with the tone of someone who is used to Philip: Outstanding.

Edward: This is what I’m talking about, people.

Edward: Remember when you didn't solve all of your problems with attempted murder?

Belos: Stop romanticizing the past.

Philip: Edward! My face is on fire!

Edward: Philip! Are you ok?!

Philip: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.

Edward: But your face is on fire.

Philip: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.

Edward, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Philip, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

Edward: Philip, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Philip: Well of course I have.

Philip: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Philip: It's boring.

Lilith, trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Belos: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Hunter: I personally was created in a lab.

Kikimora: I just straight up spawned lol

Belos: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Hunter: Not if they consent to it.

Kikimora: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Lilith: YES?!?

Gus: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Philip will and will not eat.

Hooty: Grass? Yes!

Gus: Moss? Yes!!

Hooty: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Gus: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Hooty: Worms? Sometimes! More for me, I suppose

Gus: Rocks? Usually nah.

Hooty: Twigs? Usually!

Gus: Edward's cooking? Inconclusive!

Luz: How did you… test this?

Gus: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eats it, he eats it.

Luz: ...I don’t know how to feel about this.

Edward: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

Luz: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Kikimora: Rude.

Hunter: That’s fair.

Edward: Not again.

Philip: Are you going to want this back?

Philip: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Brooke: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Kirani: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Nartha: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Edward: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!