Based on... well, you all should know what this is based on by now, unless you've been living under a rock.
Well, Hieronymus, I made it... despite your directions.
Ah, Superintendent Faust, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
Ehh...
*Bump enters the kitchen.*
OH TITAN, MY ROAST IS RUINED!
*Frewin gives him an idea.* (Telepathically? I dunno!)
But what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho... delightfully devilish, Frewin!
*Bump prepares to jump out the window when Faust enters the kitchen.*
SUPERINTENDENT! I was just- uh... stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric exercise! Care to join me?
Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Hieronymus?
Uhhhhh... oh, that isn't smoke! It's steam, steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmmmmmmmmm, steamed clams!
*Faust leaves the kitchen and Bump runs off. He returns with a tray of demon hamburgers.*
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!
I thought we were having steamed clams?
Oh, noooooo... I said steamed HAMS. That's what I call hamburgers!
You call hamburgers steamed hams?
Yes! It's a regional dialect.
Uh-huh. Uh, what region?
Uhhhhhhh... the knee?
Really? Well, I'm from Ewwtica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams".
Oh, not in Ewwtica, no, it's an Albaknee expression!
I see.
*The two enjoy their unforgettable luncheon.*
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Burger Titan.
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, noooooo! Patented Bump burgers! Old family recipe!
For steamed hams?
Yes!
Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled.
Um- y- uh-
You know, th-
One thing I sh-
Excuse me for one second.
Of course.
*Bump enters his now-burning kitchen and immediately walks back out.*
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, well, that was wonderful! Good times had by all, I'm pooped!
Yes, I should be-
GOOD TITAN, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?
Grometheus the Fear-Bringer?
GROMETHEUS THE FEAR-BRINGER?
AT THIS TIME OF YEAR...
AT THIS TIME OF DAY...
IN THIS PART OF THE TITAN...
LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?
Yes!
May I see it?
No.
*Bump and Faust exit the house. A voice shouts:*
"HIERONYMUS! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!"
No, mother, it's just Grom!
Well, Hieronymus, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good ham.
Bump's mother: "HEEEEEEEEELP! HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!"
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