All posts by Starrythefryingpanman

(Emily why tf did you like an old rp message from almost a year ago)

for present

(i give up)

(Crying)

(ive been coming up with ideas for present but none of them would work in the rp)

(Around 10 external hard drives)

Paying for a streaming service was too expensive.

(Smh he should’ve asked preston he has terabytes of illegally downloaded movies)

(i just had a really stupid idea where preston struggles with one of those straws that bend at the end and he goes “stupid bendy straw” and bendy just manifests behind him)

(So ive been watching a lot of those the simpsons steamed ham videos and now im genuinely considering doing a skit of that with bonnie and Preston)

(yo)

(reagan)

(wanna finish that thing with reagan and preston)

(Toast)

(hi)

(Ha)

(I slept like [shiitake] last night)

(I was up until 2 am)

Well, I don’t believe you but alright.

…so uh, what now?

(Sorry i had to go eat and now im playing fnaf 2 on my switch)

*Preston stood up and brushed himself off.*

So, how’ve you been? Rabbit boy told me you had a bit of a panic attack.

If I wasn’t, I wouldn’t be here, doofus.

…now please get off of me, I can’t breathe.

It’s a long story, but basically I kinda saved an entire race of star people with my friends from school.

…don’t ask, i’ve done much weirder.

Oh yeah, and magic cards. That’s neat too.

(Both)

*knock… knock… knock…*

*…knock knock knock.*

*knockknockknockknockknock*

*KNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCK*

OPEN THE DOOR, DWEEBUS!

*knock… knock… knock…*

(Where are they rn)

(Otherworldly shenanigans, don’t worry about it)

”WH- WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! YOU’VE BEEN GONE FOR HOURS!”

Hours? It’s been like 3 months, dude. Unless… Era did say something about time flowing differently in Cosmox…

”Era- Cosmox- what??”

Eh, not important right now. So why did you need a Pixie card?

”Oh, Reagan’s kinda having a mental breakdown right now, so I was gonna try to use that Snooze spell. Should probably go check up on him.”

Oh, alright then. Cya.