All posts by Clydesdalecalvert

Last night I dreamt that a giant crab walked into my toilet and clogged it

I drew my dream and it's weirder than the dream itself

I forgot and just looked again

Sorry, I'm just a forgetful loser

Hmm, choices. Either I be more healthy and live a long life, or drink some monster energy because it tastes good. MONSTER ENERGY BOIIIII

One question: What exactly would someone get exiled for?

Recently I dreamt that eggs became a sentient species and an advanced civilization and were in an all-out war with roosters

Dang it I read it wrong I keep doing that lately

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Actually, real studies show that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, it would chuck about 700 lbs. of wood. I'm not joking.

Really both of those shows are great so if there was a fourth person in that scene then all of the greatest Disney Channel shows would be there