Please

I feel like garbage rn and i need something to distract me

Remember when I was the pretty person in the discussion page, the handsome human if you will, god damn you for making me feel inferior 🫵

This post is to assert dominance over any potential threat I hope you havent forgotten what I even LOOK like

Bahhhhh wrath

FRIEND POST

Come here my slaves, gather around to receive validation

If you are not on this list, you’re either super cool and I’m too shy to consider you a friend, I don’t know you/very well, or I piss in your air vents when you’re not around, you know which one you are and if you dont oh well

Let’s be gay

@AubergineMan1987 Don’t think I forgot you buddy 🫵 lavish in the wonders of being the first on the list respect the A

@.artistic silly goose I always forget that damn period anyways hello I never see you anymore what the hell be in my life more please I miss you 🫵

@BigOlmFan OLMS HI another dude I don’t get to talk to very often but someone I genuinely look up to for just being such a neat specimen. There is nothing bad to say about the Olms if he’s there you know the party is getting like 20% cooler

@CryingChildKinnie Hi Tails I see you lurking all the time here now and it makes me punch my desk and break it in half from happiness

@Daisy Aipom Crazy Daisy you are one of the nicest and chillest human beings I think I ever met. You’re so unproblematic it warps into being terrifying. I’m scared of you and I’m waiting to drive a stake through your heart but in a platonic way.

@DuchIsYourRuler Lobotomy you’ve been with me since the start and your cynisism sense of humor and overall existence is both comforting and funny, I love being your friend. Plus I get to leave my dead rats in your bed!!

@Darkstalker1247 Brother from another mother? Certainly the raddest and wholesomest demonic entity I ever met. Never stop being awesome Jelly Dark

@FireflyTheTOHFan POOKIE you’re the chaotic gremlin that lives in my hat I never had. I get so excited whenever I see you in my message wall dude 💞

@I only created this so my IP isn't public took me forever to remember your username anyways HELLO pops out like a demented jack n a box you’re such a cool dood talking to you can make anyone feeling better you just have such a great personality. Here, bugs 🐛🐛🐛

@Otterly Amazing I love you so much bro to be honest you’re like some weird internet found on the side of a road little sister to me. You make me smile all the time and always manage to make me feel good about myself like at the best time without even trying. How do you do that man?? Tosses you some McDonalds

@SlamShotCORE BILLIAM MY MAN MY MAIN MAN MY COMRADE MY BROTATO CHIP truly an intelligent and hilarious homosexual, you slay I mean absolutely pop off. Him saying good morning cart and me saying good morning slam is like one of the highlights of my morning. Stop sweating on Duolingo

@Mintmallow I never see you much but you are such a vibe like a goddamn vibration I can record your amplitude

@TheRealJustEx0 Tugs on your sleeve remember when I said you were the funniest person on fandom with the possible exception of my girlfriend I still stand by that belief. Also you have a refreshing amount of common sense for a stranger on the internet. Anways you make me go ha ha being one of your friends is awesome

@Timthekittin Of course I’m including you it was an empty threat how else am I supposed to emotionally gaslight you. I love you Tim concocting harebrained schemes on how to accidentally murder you, only for you to thwart me like a Wile E. Coyote to my Road Runner, is one of the most delightful parts of being evil. 🧌

@TommyinnitKinnie Where has blud been??? Its excellent seeing you again man I missed you 🫶

@WolfNXtra Crawls all over you, Wolf you are a harbringer of fear and I love talking to you about dumbass things. MOVE OUT OF MY HOUSE. Quit your day job and join my emo band

@Waterfall Raventide Aw T-Rexie you scamp watching you grow from an anxious self conscious girl to a more confident anxious self conscious girl has been fun mate. Literally never apologize for who you are. By the way I’m hiding in your closet waiting for the perfect time to jump out.

@BeanieAndTheDucks You. I mean what can I even say? I don’t know how to properly describe how beautiful you are and how you literally became my entire world. I have a special corner of my heart saved just for you. The part that pumps blood and stuff 🗣️ Thanks for accepting me for who I am making me laugh making me cry and just being my only one. I love you nene.

I was trying to do an aplhabetical order thing here but it clearly failed

So I wanna see if anyone here has certain headcanons about the characters

Like it can probably be any character in The Owl House

Share your headcanons for them or something

Just be respectful like @WolfNXtra and @BeanieAndTheDucks wants lol

My dad changed my Alexa reminders to be Lexi instead of [deadname]

So instead of "[deadname], time for bed"

It's "Lexi, time for bed"

And I will not lie when I heard that robot speak my chosen name

I squealed in happiness

I wish I could cry

I would've cried

Also another thing

My parents say that they will start using my chosen name and Pronouns eventually, but they haven't yet because of where I am in my transition

I haven't socially transitioned yet, so they're not sure what to do around family

Which is fair

I cant focus on nothing and this is due on Monday AHHHH

Its just about the moon why wont my brain let me work

Joey Drew Studios just released this image across all social media platforms.

Okay so we knew this was happening because of the new game teasing it but OHHHHH MY GOD

Some things to point out:

1. There's a blueprint of some kind in the background. At the end of BATDR, it's revealed that the GENT corporation has repossessed the Ink Machine, which is most likely the premise of this game.

2. There's a robot arm on the right side of the title. My mind immediately jumped to the robot arm that original BATIM character, Tom, uses. Tom (A.K.A Thomas Conner) is the GENT corporation employee credited with the design and creation of the Ink Machine itself.

3. This teaser was posted on the anniversary of BATIM chapter 2's original release. Not something that noteworthy, just thought I'd point it out.

Hopefully this doesn't take as long as BATDR to make

Okay now that we've got the serious stuff out of the way *ahem ahem*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@WolfNXtra

@Starrythefryingpanman

@FireflyTheTOHFan

@Nugiios

@AubergineMan1987

@Timthekittin

UHH WHO ELSE DO I PING

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Again i dont know if i like it and this pic came out bad ish

Am wearing shorts with it and the earrings i was talking about the other day/earlier la rosa (the rose)

I have a dream, and that dream is to be recognizable on this Wiki.

And I realized that I created 37 posts and never introduced myself.

I’m Zera, they/them, and I’m glad to be here!

Hi!

What do ya think? Snappy dresser, aren't I? We should normalize wearing suits with vests again.

Don't worry about the child, I saved him from being shoved into an animatronic's mouth and then posed for this picture for the newspapers.

@Darkstalker1247 Catch the child if he tries to escape.

1. Minecraft for the Xbox 360

2. GPS Systems

3. Cheese Curds

4. Anything that's not a subscription based payment plan

5. Air conditioning

6. Death metal

7. Carpeting

8. Seat heaters/coolers on cars

9. Overstuffed couches

10. The Bible

11. BeanieAndTheDucks