Adventures in the Elements/Transcript

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Speaker	Dialogue
[Open on the Owl House living room. Luz is reading a pamphlet about Hexside, labeled "Hexside Facts and Trivia." It has a picture of Principal Bump on the back along with his quote, "Education is the real magic."]
Luz	King, listen to this!
King	[Laying on Luz's stomach.] Hey! Less read-y, more scratchy!
Luz	[Sits up.] Sorry! Now that I'll be a student at Hexside, I wanna learn all about it! I've got a new crush, and her name is Education!
King	[Bites off a piece of the pamphlet.] Nyah!
Eda	[Kicks the front door open.] Hey, freeloaders! Guess what today is?
Luz	Is it your birthday?
King	Is it my birthday?
Hooty	It's my birthday!
Eda	No! [Closes front door.] It's human treasure day!
[Eda tosses the Portal Door into the air. It unfolds and opens. Owlbert flies through, dragging a giant sack. The sack tears when he flips it onto the floor, revealing a pile of human garbage. The door closes.]
Eda	[Hops onto the pile.] Ahh, fresh garbage.
King	Ooo, gimme, gimme, gimme! [Pulls out a teddy bear.] Yes! Another worthy addition to my army of terror! [Pulls the string.]
New Guy	I love cuddles and kisses!
King	Truly horrifying!
Eda	[To Luz, who's still reading.] Yo, kid. Your trash pile's getting cold. While mine's getting hot! [Pulls out a wire clothes hanger.] I have never seen such an extravagant earring.
Luz	You can have my trash. Whoa! Did you know that Hexside was built on the bones of its rival school? One it literally conquered!
[Luz shows off the pamphlet, showing a picture of a much younger Principal Bump standing on various rival students, being cheered on by fellow Hexside students. The school burns behind them.]
Eda	[Now wearing two clothing hangers as earrings and looking in a mirror.] Yes, I know all these things, I went there. It was the most harrowing period of my life. [To her reflection.] Oh, hello.
Luz	Can you imagine it! Me, in the halls of Hexside, studying with Willow and Gus and—maybe even Amity... [Suddenly recollects.] Amity! Oh cramity! We're supposed to meet so I can get my Azura book back! [Runs out, slams door; reopens door.] I love you guys!
Hooty	And I love you, Lu—!
[Luz slams the door again.]
Hooty	Aaah!
Eda	Eh, who needs her?
King	Yeah! This bear could be our new Luz. [Pulls the string again.]
New Guy	Being without you is just unbearable.
King	No! [Throws New Guy.] You're unbearable!
-THEME SONG-
[Cut to the market.]
Luz	[Running and looking around.] Amity, Amity, Amity, Amity. Gotta find that—oh! [Sees the girl in question, wearing a new outfit.] There she is. Hey, Amity! Luz is finally here!
[Edric and Emira suddenly appear in front of Luz, surprising her.]
Edric and Emira	Hi, Luz!
Luz	Ah! [Falls on her back.]
[Edric and Emira laugh. Amity walks over.]
Amity	Edric! Emira! Stop bothering her! [Helps Luz up.] Sorry, Luz, they insisted on coming for some reason.
Emira	[Squishing Amity's face.] Because we love you, baby sister! Ah!
Amity	[Shoves Emira off and straightens her messed-up hair.] They've been extra protective and nice towards me to make up for the library incident.
Edric	[Leaning in.] And we still apologize everyday.
Amity	[Shoves Edric away, pulls Luz's book out of her bag.] In any case, here's your book.
Luz	[Takes the book.] So, what'd you think?
Amity	It was... fine.
Luz	[Pulls a drawing out of the book.] So fine you drew yourself with Malingale the Mysterious Soothsayer?
[Amity blushes and summons a spell circle, destroying the drawing.]
Luz	This is great! Maybe we could even start an Azura club at school when we're classmates!
Amity	When we're what?
Luz	Surprise! [Pulls out the pamphlet.] I'm enrolling at Hexside!
Amity	Oh! Uh, sorry, but to be in my class, you need to take a placement exam and prove that you've mastered two spells. [Shows the requirements on the pamphlet.] I know you have your light thing. Uh, do you know anything else?
Luz	Placement exam? Spells?
Emira	Quit giving her a hard time, Mittens.
Edric	Yeah, of course she knows two spells. Right, Luz?
Luz	Pff. Yeah. 'Course I know two spells! [Laughs nervously.]
Amity	Because if you don't, they'll put you in the baby class.
[Amity hands Luz the pamphlet back, now flipped to the baby class page.]
Edric	Oooh! Brain idea!
[Edric kneels in front of Amity. Emira leans on Amity's head, trapping her between them.]
Emira	What if we all trained together? We could show off what we know!
Edric	What do you say, Luz?
Luz	Uh, actually, I have other training plans in a very far away place that I have to go to right now. [Pretends to walk away.] Bye! [Actually leaves.]
[Cut to the Owl House kitchen. Eda is reading a book titled "Bending Ingredients to Your Will."]
Eda	[Humming.] Wow, a surprisingly peaceful domestic moment. When will it be ruined?
Luz	[Slams the front door open.] Eda!
Eda	There it is.
Luz	[Runs in.] Eda, Eda! Eda! [Falls.] You have to teach me a new spell right now!
Eda	Sorry, Luz! These vegetables won't cook themselves... yet.
[Eda dumps a potion onto vegetables. They all grow arms and legs.]
Eda	Alright, everybody in the pot!
[The vegetables scream and run.]
Eda	Why do I always think that's gonna work?
Luz	[Stands.] But I need to know two spells to get into decent classes at Hexside. I can make light glyphs. [Pulls one out and activates it.]
Eda	[Shields her eyes.] Aah!
Luz	But at the end of the day, that's the only spell I know. [Falls face-first to the floor.]
Eda	And whose fault is that?
Luz	[Muffled.] Yours!
Eda	Ha! Yep. Got me there.
Luz	[Stands.] Just teach me a spell now. Any spell! It can be the darkest evil.
Eda	Well, I have been researching my texts on wild magic, but I'm much too busy right now. [Throws book in the pot.]
Luz	Come on, Eda! You're the most powerful witch on the Boiling Isles. How would it look if your apprentice got thrown into the baby class?
Eda	Hmm. Weaponizing my pride. Well played. Well, in that case, this looks like a job for magic boot camp.
King	[Opens back door.] Did someone say boot camp? I agree to run it. We'll rise at dawn! You'll carry me on your back as I yell hateful things about your performance!
Eda	Nope. You'll have no part in this. Luz needs to focus, and I can't have her go all weird when you do something adorable.
King	I am not adorable! [Stomps.]
Luz	Aww, he stamped his little foot!
[King squeals and leaves, slamming the door behind him. It reopens. He slams it again. It reopens. He slams it harder.]
Eda	Now, no time to waste. You'll have to follow my teachings exactly. We gotta go somewhere special.
Luz	Yes!
Eda	A place where magic energy just flows.
Luz	[Climbs onto the counter; louder.] Yes!
[Cut to Eda and Luz standing in winter gear surrounded by snow.]
Eda	A place like, the Knee!
Luz	Yes!
[Luz's cry echoes across the Isles.]
Eda	The earliest witches came to the Knee to develop their magic, drawn to its natural power.
Luz	[Gasps.] It's beautiful!
[Ruins covered in snow are shown.]
Eda	[Gestures to the side.] Though, it's not without its dangers.
[Luz screams. A Slitherbeast is gnawing on a tree trunk.]
Eda	The Slitherbeast! Don't worry, if you don't mess with him, he won't mess with you.
[Luz blows a raspberry at the Slitherbeast. It bites through the tree trunk and sniffs in Luz's direction. She yelps and runs off.]
Eda	Here's where we'll set up shop.
Luz	I'll definitely learn my second spell here! Gorgeous views, magic in the air. And best of all, we're completely alone!
[A pink light illuminates her.]
Eda	Watch out!
[Eda tackles Luz seconds before a pink fireball hits the spot Luz had been standing in. Eda pops up over the rocks they fell behind with her staff drawn. Luz also pops up, and gasps.]
Amity	Sorry, whoever's over there!
Luz	[Ducks back down, hides her face with her hat.] Forget teaching me a spell, just make me disappear.
Eda	Well, okay, but I've got a 60/40 record of making you re-appear. Oh! You meant... ah, never mind.
[Edric and Emira wave.]
Edric	Hey, Luz!
Emira	Hello!
Edric	Hey, it's us!
Luz	Okay, let's do this. [Stands and waves.] Hey, guys!
Eda	Who are they?
Luz	[Grabs Eda's jacket.] Be cool! If they know I haven't mastered two spells, they'll think I belong in the baby class!
Amity	[Walking toward them.] What's that about the baby class?
Eda	Only that it's for babies, and Luz here clearly isn't a baby. [To a glaring Luz.] Nailed it. [Whistles and walks away.]
Luz	Amity! [Slips, poses on the ground.] Wha... What are you doing here?
Amity	I'm here to train. I'm trying to beat Ed and Em's highest score on the exam.
Emira	[Popping up from behind Amity.] Aw, Mittens. That's impossible!
Edric	[Also popping up from behind Amity.] She still needs to use a training wand to learn new spells. So what are you workin' on? Something powerful?
Luz	Yup! Powerful spells! I'm workin' on one that's so crazy! Eda's a pretty incredible teacher.
Eda	[Carrying a basket of snowballs.] Luz! I shall now teach you how to identify different types of snow—by taste! [Holds out a snowball.] Go on, eat the snow. [Shoves it in Luz's face.]
Emira	Is this some kind of... special magic?
Amity	Ahem. I don't think the Owl Lady wants to show us any of her powerful spells. [Leaves.]
Eda	[Points at her mouth full of snowballs; swallows.] Oooh. Brain freeze! Brain freeze!
Emira	See you around, human! Good luck with your, uh, training.
[Edric picks up a clump of snow and tries to lick it. Emira knocks it out of his hand and drags him away.]
Edric	Aw.
[Edric and Luz wave to each other.]
Luz	Eda! Can you please take this seriously?
Eda	You need to take me seriously. Go taste snow without my guidance, see where it gets you.
[Luz looks downcast.]
Eda	Oh. [Sighs.] Don't worry, kid. [Ruffles Luz's hair.] If you listen to me, soon you'll be doing stuff like that.
[They look at the Blights. Amity reads from Magic 101, then aims her training wand at a tree and draws a spell circle with it. The produced fireball destroys the tree. The battery light on the training wand flashes.]
Eda	And it won't be with some wack training wand, it'll be the real deal. But you have to trust me, okay?
Luz	[Nods.] Okay. I trust you.
Eda	We've covered snow, so now it's on to smelling moss. [Pulls moss out of her pocket.] Now the trick is, [Shoves the moss up her nose.] you really gotta get it up in there.
[Luz's expression falls. Cut to outside of the Owl House.]
King	This is ludicrous! I once led armies. I can lead a dang boot camp! But I have no recruits. [Looks at New Guy and Francois.] Or do I?
Hooty	Yep! It's your faithful pal Hooty reporting for duty! Up at dawn, taking orders all day long!
King	Ugh, no! You are too desperate! [Goes inside, returns with all his toys.] Roll call! [Says their names as he puts them down.] New Guy, Aloysius Turtle, Chip, Beefy Bob, Francois. [Pause, picks up Francois.] Oh, you're perfect already! As for the rest of you, I'm only saying this once so listen up!
[New Guy falls onto Aloysius Turtle.]
King	Huh, it's no fun if they don't tremble.
[The vegetables laugh, throw cooking supplies off cliff, and cheer.]
King	Oh, okay, alright. [Looks between the vegetables and his toys.] Yep, an idea is happening!
[Cut to the Knee, where Eda is sitting in front of a fire drinking out of a mug and Luz is walking out from the forest.]
Luz	Ugh. Okay. I've identified the smells of three different rocks, sorted all the twigs from big to small, and found your glove, and your hand. [Lifts glove off of Eda's detached hand.]
Eda	Ah, I was wondering where that thing went. [Screws her hand back on.]
Luz	So what now?
[Cut to Amity training with Edric and Emira. Amity sends a jet of fire at Edric with the training wand. He dodges it. Emira summons an arm of snow. Amity blocks and destroys it with a shield. Amity dispels the shield and waves at Luz. Edric uses the distraction to make Amity sink in the snow until only her hand is showing. Luz giggles.]
Eda	Hey. I know my lessons seem weird but this is what wild magic is all about! Making a connection with nature. The earliest witches understood that. Human witches need to understand it, too. You wanna learn a second spell?
Luz	With all my heart.
Eda	Then you have to learn from the island. [Guides Luz to a rock, makes her sit down.] Now look.
[The rock overlooks the Titan. Its Ribs are nearly the same height as the Knee, and its Skull is towering even from the opposite end of the Isles. Luz stares at the sight in awe as wind blows past her.]
Eda	And think about what the island is trying to tell you. [Leaves.]
Luz	[Takes deep breath.] Alright, Luz. Look. Look with everything you've got. Focus. [Raises her right hand and speaks through it.]
Luz's Right Hand	Focus? On what? On you'll be stuck in the baby class?
Luz	No! Don't think like that!
Luz's Left Hand	Face it, you'll never get a second spell following Eda's lessons.
Luz	Silence, hands!
[A crash gets her attention. Amity has destroyed a pillar with her training wand.]
Emira	[Offscreen.] Amity! Dinner's ready!
Edric	[Offscreen.] I caught a bat!
Amity	Edric, don't eat that. [Puts her book and wand into her tent, walks off.]
Luz	If I wanna be in the same class as Amity, I'm gonna need to learn magic like Amity.
Luz's Left Hand	Great work, Luz!
Luz	Shh! I don't need your validation.
[Cut to the Owl House's kitchen.]
King	Military discipline, cooking! Ha, I truly am a demon for all seasons! [Pours the potion from earlier on his toys, except Francois.] Just a dash of Eda's secret sauce and I'm the creator of life!
[The toys' arms start moving.]
King	Yes, yes, yes! My loyal recruits!
[The toys all stand on two feet.]
King	Welcome to boot camp! You sure need it. Look at you: raggedy, pathetic, chewed on, you got a button hangin' off of your eye. Pathetic! But I'll mold you worms into... slightly... better kinds of worms. Your first mission: gimme snacks! Your commander is hungry, so pick it up!
[Aloysius Turtle, Chip, and Beefy Bob walk in the direction King pointed, while New Guy walks the other way.]
King	[Smacks New Guy.] Hey, Private Dingdong, snacks are that-a-way! You better shape up, recruit, you're in my boot camp now.
[New Guy's eyes flash red. Cut to the Knee, where Edric is holding a bat. Emira and Amity glare at him.]
Emira	Ed, give me the bat.
Edric	No! If we're not gonna eat it, I wanna keep it as a pet! [Runs off.]
[Emira and Amity follow him.]
Emira	Get back here before that thing bites you!
[Luz sneaks into the Blights' tent and takes Amity's wand and book. She goes to a ledge near her and Eda's tent, where she kneels down and opens the book. Inside is a drawing Amity made.]
Luz	Huh. Her crosshatching has improved.
[She moves Amity's drawing to show a page titled "Fireball." Under an image of a witch casting the spell is the word "FOCUS" written in runes.]
Luz	Oh man, oh man. [Stands and draws a circle with the wand; gasps.] Yes!
[She shoots the fireball off. It explodes like a firework.]
Luz	I did magic! I did magic! [Jumps in place.] Without drawing anything! This thing is the coolest!
Eda	Hold it right there. What are you doing with that?
Luz	I'm doing magic, what would you have me do? Eat more snow? Lick a rock?
Eda	[Pauses.] Okay, so maybe my methods are... unique, but so is your magic. Connecting to the island can help you. That wand can't.
Luz	Well, it's already helped me. Just watch what I can do!
[She draws out another spell circle. The power bar on the wand flashes a low battery bar. Luz loses control of the fireball.]
Luz	Wh... whoa!
[The fireball goes off further into the Knee. When it lands, birds fly off. The Slitherbeast growls. Eda gasps. The Slitherbeast jumps over the trees. A large patch of fur has been burned off over its mouth. The Slitherbeast continues growling.]
Eda	You've angered the Slitherbeast.
[The Slitherbeast is still growling. Cut to commercial. Return to the Slitherbeast roaring.]
Eda	You've angered the Slitherbeast!
Luz	Will it accept a heartfelt apology?
[The Slitherbeast sniffs and sees the still smoldering-tip of Amity's training wand. It growls and runs at Luz, who screams.]
Eda	[Shoves Luz.] Watch out!
[The Slitherbeast grabs Eda. She screams and strains. The Slitherbeast growls.]
Luz	Eda!
Amity	Luz!
[The Blights arrive.]
Edric	What did we miss?
Amity	And what are you doing with my wand?
Luz	Um...
[Amity takes her wand and her book and holds them protectively.]
Emira	Mittens, we've got bigger problems.
[The Slitherbeast advances on them, Eda still held in one claw. It growls at them.]
Emira	[Running in front of Luz and Amity.] Aw, he's so cute. Can we keep him?
Edric	[Runs up with Emira.] It's no bat, but we could try.
[Edric and Emira both cast a lasso at the Slitherbeast's hands. It growls and pulls at the bonds. Edric and Emira struggle to keep hold.]
Eda	You got it! Now finish it off!
Amity	I'm on it! [Runs forward and tries to cast with her wand, fails.] What? [She smacks the wand against her hand, then notices the low battery light. She turns to Luz.] Did you use this all up?
Luz	I... I didn't know!
Emira	Come on, Luz!
Edric	Do those powerful spells you were talking about!
Luz	But I don't actually... know any.
[The Slitherbeast growls and frees its hands with a yell. Emira and Edric are yanked into the snow.]
Amity	Edric! Emira!
[The Slitherbeast picks up the Blights, but Amity falls through.]
Amity	No!
[The Slitherbeast puts Edric and Emira into the claw holding Eda and runs off. The captured witches yell as the Slitherbeast goes. Amity and Luz follow them for a bit, then stop, panting. Cut to the Owl House living room, where King's toys have loaded up the couch with snacks.]
King	Yep, keep 'em coming. [To Aloysius Turtle.] And don't forget the pretzels this time. [Takes bag of chips and opens it.] Running a boot camp is tough work, but as my second-in-command, you deserve this.
[King dumps the chips onto Francois. New Guy watches them fall and tries to reach for one.]
King	Hey, hey! Private New Guy! You're not privy to snacking privileges, back away!
[New Guy's eyes glow red again, this time not fading back to blue. He walks off the arm of the couch without breaking eye contact with King.]
King	[Yawns.] Leading this boot camp has tuckered a little guy out, so Sergeant King signing off.
[King puts a night cap on Francois and himself and closes his eyes. A shadow falls over him.]
King	[Opens eyes.] Excuse me?
[New Guy is looming over him, his eyes still glowing.]
King	Could you maybe turn down those eyeballs? Trying to sleep.
[He closes his eyes again. More shadows fall over him. King opens his eyes. All of the animated toys are now looming over him, their eyes glowing. Beefy Bob pulls New Guy's string.]
New Guy	Don't you want a hug?
King	[Hugs Francois.] Ah!
[Cut to the Knee, where Luz and Amity watch trees shake as the Slitherbeast runs through them.]
Luz	What do we do?
Amity	I am going after them. You are staying here.
Luz	But the beast has Eda!
Amity	[Advances on Luz.] And because of you, it also has my brother and sister! Now stay put. [Pauses.] You'll only get hurt.
[She draws a circle in the air. A matching circle appears on the ground around Luz. With a flick of Amity's hand, a cage rises from the circle on the ground. Amity runs.]
Luz	Amity! Wait! [Gets shocked by Amity's cage.] Stupid island. [Kicks rock.] Ugh! Ow. [Sits on the rock, looks at the Titan's Skull.] You were supposed to teach me magic.
[She looks up, where clouds are parting to reveal stars. Snow is beginning to fall.]
Luz	But I'll never learn more than this.
[She pulls a notepad and a pencil from her pocket and draws a light glyph. She activates it and watches as it flies into the sky. Stars blink above.]
Luz	Wait. Is that...
[The stars form a constellation in the form of her light glyph. She traces the outer ring with her finger.]
Luz	...a light glyph? But what does that mean?
[A snowflake lands on her glove. She looks at it, seeing a pattern in the center before it melts.]
Luz	Whoa.
[Determined, she grabs a stick. She breaks a twig off of it and catches another snowflake.]
Luz	It means... magic is a gift from the island. It means...
[She draws the glyph from the snowflake into the snow with the twig, adding a diamond to the bottom. She taps the glyph on the ground, backing away when a small pillar of ice rises from it.]
Luz	...magic is everywhere.
[Luz grabs the bigger stick and replicates the ice glyph, this time the entire size of the cage.]
Luz	Magic is everywhere!
[She jumps off the rock and activates the giant glyph. The resulting ice pillar grows taller than the cage, launching her through the air.]
Luz	Whoooo—aaah! [Lands in the snow.] My second spell! [Pops out.] Thank you, snow! Thank you, island! Thank you, Eda. [Pauses.] Eda! I have to save her. [She gets out of her hole and runs.]
[Cut to outside of the Owl House. Hooty is listening to loud music through headphones.]
King	[From inside.] Hey! How dare you mutiny! Unhand your commander right now! Ah! [Is thrown through a window with Francois.] I gave you life, I can take it away!
[Arrows and knives land around King.]
King	Ah!
[Hooty knocks headphones off.]
King	[Rolls over, stands.] Hooty, Hooty! Great news, buddy, you can be in the boot camp! First task: destroy the boot camp.
Hooty	Hmmmm, no thanks!
King	What? But you begged to join!
Hooty	Sorry. You said I was desperate, so now I'm playing hard to get. [Spins his head upside down.]
King	[Rages.] Grrr! What do you want?!
Hooty	I don't know. What are you offering?
King	Hmm... [Holds up piece of chalk.]
[Cut to a body now drawn around Hooty, so that he's the face.]
Hooty	Wow, this is incredible! It's so real! You got yourself a deal! [Opens door.] Hooooot!
[Hooty rips apart King's toys. Stuffing, a button, and an arm land at his feet as he watches from the doorway in shock.]
King	This day shall live in infamy.
[New Guy's head is thrown against the door frame. Cut to the Knee, where Luz runs out of some trees. Growling is heard from a cave obscured with fog. Inside the cave, the Slitherbeast spits purple goop at the wall. It shoves Eda, Emira, and Edric against it. The goop closes around their torsos. The Slitherbeast hops away.]
Emira	Don't worry. We'll be fine!
[Skeletons drop from the ceiling.]
Edric	No, we're gonna die.
Luz	That's right. [Pops up with a skull over her face.] Death is here. [Lifts skull.] Just kidding, Luz is here!
Eda	Kid, get outta here! I'm just gonna sneak away when the thing starts eating the twins.
Emira	Wait, what?
[Edric lets out an offended gasp.]
Luz	Don't worry, Eda, I get it now. I was so obsessed with learning my second spell, I didn't listen to you. But now I'm gonna save you! [Jumps away.] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Eda	Well, at least I got to see her misplaced confidence one last time.
[Cut to Amity peeking around a boulder with a serious expression. Luz pops up under her with a similar expression. Amity notices Luz and her expression becomes shocked.]
Amity	Luz!
Luz	[Grinning.] Hello!
[They both duck behind the boulder.]
Amity	H-how did you get past the barrier?
Luz	Magic! Literally! Now, forget that, because you and I are gonna have to work together if we want to save everyone. Okay, here's what we're gonna do. [Whispers to Amity.]
[The Slitherbeast returns. It sprinkles assorted seasonings on Edric, Emira, and Eda's heads.]
Eda	[Sneezes.] Ugh, I hate garlic.
Luz	Hey! You big idiot! [Waves her arms.] Over here!
[The Slitherbeast turns and growls. It jumps at Luz, who runs. Amity climbs up to her siblings and Eda.]
Edric	Amity!
Emira	Use that fire spell we taught you!
Amity	But I can't do it without the wand!
Emira	Yes, you can. Just focus.
Amity	Okay.
[She slowly traces a spell circle in front of her. It wavers when she concentrates, but a ball of pink fire appears after a moment and she smiles proudly.]
Emira	Cool. I didn't think you could actually do it.
[Amity melts the three of them free. Luz screams.]
Amity	Luz!
[Cut to Luz dodging the Slitherbeast and running out of the cave. The Slitherbeast follows her until she gets to a tree and stops. It is growling loudly.]
Luz	Gotcha!
[Luz steps on a huge ice glyph drawn into the snow. She ducks away from the rising pillar of ice. The ice launches the Slitherbeast into the air, it lands hard on its back. Everyone else runs out of the cave. The Slitherbeast rights itself, screeches at the witches, and runs at them.]
Eda	You want me to teach you kids something cool?
Amity and Emira	Yes!
Edric	Yes, please!
Eda	[Runs forward, draws complicated spell circle; grunts.] Sleep spell!
[Her spell circle passes around the Slitherbeast. It immediately falls to the ground and begins snoring.]
Luz	Now that's my mentor! [Runs up to Eda.] Did you see? I learned my second spell! I made the connection!
Eda	I saw. [Ruffles Luz's hair.] Nice work, kiddo.
Emira	[Sighs.] You showed some real bravery in there, sis.
Edric	Yeah, nice work, kiddo. [Ruffles Amity's hair.]
Amity	Grr, stop! [Fixes her hair and approaches Luz.] So it looks like we'll be in the same class.
Luz	Azura Book Club? Azura Book Club?!
Amity	[Blushing; whispering.] As long as it's a secret club, okay?
Edric	It's not a secret!
Emira	We're gonna tell everyone!
[Amity sighs disappointedly.]
Eda	[Sneezes between them, making them jump.] Alright, your adorable banter is literally making me sick. Let's go home already.
Luz	On it, teach!
[Luz draws another ice glyph and activates it. This one is a diagonal pillar of ice that sends them flying, they both cheer.]
Emira	I think we can go the normal way. [The trio walk off.]
[Cut to the Owl House, where stuffing is raining down in the living room.]
King	Private Hooty, today when the felt flew you showed grit and determination that were instrumental in securing our victory. May I just say, it has been an honor, to be your commander.
Hooty	Sir, the honor is all mine.
King	Private, [Hugs Hooty.] our hearts have been touched by fire, and—
Eda	Ahem! [In the doorway with Luz, who looks around at the mess.] What the heck did you two get into?
King	Um, excuse me? We're having a moment here!
Hooty	You'll never understand what we've been through together! Never! Never!
King	[Walks away.] Ugh, moment ruined.
Hooty	I will be haunted by my actions forever. Hoot hoot!