Amphibia and The Owl House crossover panel/Transcript

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Speaker	Dialogue
Narration (Dana Terrace)	Exterior, Boiling Isles. In the woods near the Owl House, Luz has placed a myriad of magical objects, and paces while reading Philip's journal, trying to open a portal to Earth. Eda "supervises", which means drinking a lot of apple blood.
Luz	Okay. Attempt number twenty-three. [To Eda] Thanks again for agreeing to help, Eda.
Eda	Ah, don't mention it, kiddo. But if you wanted me to help, you should have mentioned something two apple bloods ago.
Narration (Dana Terrace)	Luz puts a hand on Eda's shoulder, eyes shining with adoration.
Luz	Your very presence is help enough.
Narration (Dana Terrace)	But she stares for a little too long.
Eda	Cute, but creepy... like Hooty when he was a kitten.
Luz	Wait, Hooty was—
Eda	[Cutting Luz off] So, what do we got here?
Luz	A spell that has a very slim chance of working. But, if it does, it might get me back to the Human Realm.
Eda	Well, hot Titan toes! What're we waiting for? Pull the trigger.
Luz	We have to be very careful. This spell is unstable and—Eda!
Narration (Dana Terrace)	Eda has already activated the spell.
Eda	Again, probably should have mentioned something two apple bloods ago.
Luz	Oh, shoot!
Narration (Dana Terrace)	Kablooey! A rift between time and space. Before a dazed Eda and Luz swirls a shining portal to...
Narration (Matt Braly)	Exterior, Amphibia. Deep in Wartwood Swamp, the Plantar family and Anne are hunting for ingredients.
Hop Pop	Wait till you kids this Swamp Soufflé. It only tastes slightly worse than it smells.
[Anne, Sprig, and Polly all groan in unison.]
Anne	I still think we should have ordered takeout from Stumpy's.
Sprig	They do Grub Satay now!
Polly	So, what else do we need for this suffering?
Hop Pop	Uh, Soufflé.
Polly	I said what I said.
Sprig	Well, according to the recipe, we need something called pineapple... fungus?
Narration (Matt Braly)	Polly runs over to an odd looking mushroom and yanks it out of the ground with all her might.
Polly	[Shouting] Is this it?
Narration (Matt Braly)	The ground starts to shake. Polly has actually pulled the nose of a gigantic, horrifying creature! A giant ugly badger with insect eyes and mandibles explodes from the ground, and looms over the characters!
Anne, Sprig, & Hop Pop	[In unison] Dang it, Polly.
Polly	In retrospect, I should have asked, and then pulled.
Narration (Matt Braly)	The Badger-Beetle roars, and they run away screaming.
Anne, Sprig, Polly, & Hop Pop	[In unison] Aaaaah!
Narration (Matt Braly)	Exterior, Wartwood Swamp. Some ways away, Eda and Luz step through the glowing portal and gaze around.
Eda	Luz, it worked! We're in the Human Realm.
Narration (Matt Braly)	Eda bows deeply to a passing grubhog.
Eda	M'lady.
Luz	I worry what you think you know about humans.
Eda	Well, might as well head to the nearest town and see if they have any S&P approved bug equivalent to liquor.
Luz	Hold on, Eda. Do you hear that?
Narration (Matt Braly)	Suddenly, Anne, Hop Pop, Polly, and Sprig come tearing out of the woods. Anne stumbles into Luz, and they both fall over.
Luz & Anne	[Simultaneously, while falling] Aaaah!
Hop Pop	Whoa! Who are you people!?
Sprig	I don't believe it! Another Anne?
Polly	And she's better dressed too.
Eda	Woah! Uh, giant frog-people... either that, or this is the best apple blood I've ever had. [to Luz] Kid, are you seeing this too?
Narration (Matt Braly)	Anne helps Luz up. The two regard one another with awe.
Anne	Another human? I don't believe this!
Luz	Me neither. I'm Luz Noceda, and I am very impressed that you're walking around with one shoe.
Anne	Eh, it took some getting used to. I'm Anne, by the way, Anne Boonchuy.
Luz	Why do I get the feeling we have a lot in common?
Anne	I dunno, but I can already tell we're gonna be besties.
Narration (Matt Braly)	Eda leans over.
Eda	Uh, sorry to interrupt, but [shouting] we've got company!
Narration (Matt Braly)	The Badger-Beetle burst into the clearing, roaring with rage. Hop Pop attaches himself to Eda's leg.
Hop Pop	Save us, foxy lady!
Eda	Get off of me.
Narration (Matt Braly)	Luz steps forward, pulling some glyphs out of her pocket.
Luz	Leave this one to me, guys.
Narration (Matt Braly)	She slams a glyph down on the ground, growing vines which shoot out and ensnare the beast.
Anne & Sprig	Woah, cool!
Polly	[In unison with Anne and Sprig] Wow, cool!
Sprig	Anne, Polly, let's help too!
Anne	Good thinking, bud.
Narration (Matt Braly)	With the badger tied up in magic vine, Anne, Sprig, and Polly all rush forward. Anne draws her racket and hits the badger in the leg.
Anne	Taaake this!
[The badger growls.]
Narration (Matt Braly)	Sprig loads Polly into his slingshot, and fires her at the badger.
Sprig	Little sister cannon, fire!
Polly	Here comes the pain!
Narration (Matt Braly)	Pow! Polly hits the badger right in the eye. It whimpers and limps off into the woods, defeated. All the kids—Luz, Anne, Polly, and Sprig—stand tall, and look like total bosses. Eda and Hop Pop exchange a glance.
Eda	Uh... I was about to help.
Hop Pop	[Fake coughing] Ditto.
Narration (Matt Braly)	Anne sheaths her racket and rushes up to Luz.
Anne	Wow! You're like a... magician, or something. It's incredible!
Luz	I'm a witch—well, kind of a witch-in-training... But, I come from the human world originally.
Sprig	A witch? I know a certain curse-wielding frog-girl who would love to meet you.
Polly	So, what're you doing here, better-dressed-Anne?
Hop Pop	Polly, rude much?
Eda	Oh! I love the chaotic energy coming from the tiny one. Up top, you absolute beast.
Narration (Matt Braly)	Eda and Polly high-five.
Luz	Actually, searching for a way home.
Anne	Don't tell me. You're trapped in a medieval fantasy adventure rigamarole too?
Luz	Mmh, less of a medieval fantasy, and more of a kid-friendly hellscape on top of a giant carcass, but... yep!
Narration (Matt Braly)	Anne grabs Luz's hands.
Anne	Oh my god! I have so many questions for you. How are you coping? Do you miss your parents? How was the food there?
Luz	And I got questions for you. Where'd you learn how to fight like that? Do you have a found family too? Or a horrifying authority figure to fight?
Anne	[Gasps] You have to come over! Hop Pop, can we have a sleepover, like, right now?
Hop Pop	Uh, I-I-I don't know Anne. We need to get permission from, uh... [to Eda] eh, what did you say your name was?
Eda	I am Eda, the Owl Lady. The most powerful witch on the Boiling Isles... until recently. But you can call me Eda, you weird little frog-man.
Narration (Matt Braly)	Eda winks. Hop Pop blushes, hotter than the surface of the sun.
Hop Pop	Oh! Hehe, weeell I, ah... hehehe... I, ah, um... oh, hehehe, I... goodness... weh, well... huh...
Narration (Matt Braly)	Sprig notices the portal beginning to flicker and waiver.
Sprig	Uh, Luz, Eda? Is your portal supposed to do that?
Luz	[Gasps] Oh-no! We're out of time! [To Eda] I told you this thing would be unstable! [To Anne] I'm sorry Anne, we've got to go!
Anne	No! Luz, don't you dare go!
Narration (Matt Braly)	They clasp hands again, both tearing up.
Luz	In another life, Anne, we'll have that sleepover. In another life!
Anne	Like, some kind of... I don't know... alternate universe?
Narration (Matt Braly)	Luz nods tearfully. Eda grabs Luz by the shoulders and drags her into the portal.
Eda	Sorry kiddo, but I ain't about to get stuck in a world of frogs. Demon Realm, here we come!
Anne	Sure enough. Get out of here, you crazy kids! And Luz...
Narration (Matt Braly)	Luz turns back one last time.
Anne	...never give up. You can do it. We're both gonna find a way home. I just know it.
Luz	You got that right. Take care Anne... I love your hair!
Narration (Matt Braly)	Kablaoey! The portal collapses with an energy shockwave. The Plantars and Anne are left dumbfounded.
Anne	I don't believe it. A human girl stuck far from home in another world, just like me!
Sprig	Two kindred souls!
Polly	What are the odds?
Hop Pop	[Sighs] Well, looks like the Swamp Soufflé is a bust. Guess we'll head back and see if Stumpy's is still open.
Narration (Matt Braly)	We pan to the treeline. In the distance we hear Hop Pop one more time.
Hop Pop	Hey, have any of you seen my wallet?
Narration (Dana Terrace)	Exterior, Boiling Isles. Luz and Eda stand where the portal once was.
Eda	Well, [sighs] that was something. What do you say we go find King and figure out dinner?
Luz	Another human girl, and I barely got to talk to her! I didn't even get a memento to remember her by.
Eda	Oh, I wouldn't say that... [Eda pulls out Hop Pop's wallet.]
Luz	Eda! Did you steal that poor frog-man's wallet!?
Eda	Well, I couldn't help it. He was right there!
Luz	Quick! We gotta open the portal and return it!
Eda	Maybe another day, Luz. Maybe another day.
Narration (Dana Terrace)	Meanwhile, just nearby the Owl House, Amity paces in front of Tiny Nose.
Amity	I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna talk to her. [She clears her throat] Hey, Luz. Remember that kiss thing? Well, I don't! [Laughs nervously] We can just, go back to normal, right? Hey, do you wanna help me study for uh, ts... Titan, I forgot what kind of magic I use.
Tiny Nose	You look nauseous.
Amity	I am, but I shouldn't be. I faced a slitherbeast before, and I barely broke a sweat. Now look at me!
Narration (Dana Terrace)	Amity lifts up her arms, revealing very sweat-stained armpits on her shirt.
Amity	[Sigh] No, I'm Amity Blight. I can do this. I'm gonna walk right up to Luz, and say—
Tiny Nose	Oh, there she is.
Narration (Dana Terrace)	Reveal: Luz and Eda walking back from their trip in the distance.
Amity	I gotta go!
Narration (Dana Terrace)	Amity dashes back into the woods before Luz knew she was even there.

External links

• Amphibia Wiki