| Speaker
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Dialogue
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| (Open on Luz sitting on the couch in the Owl House, watching King, who is slouched over the table, flip through channels on the crystal ball with a bored expression. He flips past a channel showing a grey-haired witch speaking at a political podium, stopping on the next channel, which initially shows a solid pink screen.)
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| Announcer
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And now, [King becomes intrigued and leans closer to the ball] the epic return of "Bleeding Hearts," [Luz becomes interested] the epic romance!
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| (As the announcer speaks, magenta blood pours down from the top of the crystal ball's screen, which then forms in a dripping heart shape in the center. Along with it, a white rose floats down from the top and into the center of the heart. King groans in frustration at the mention of romance, and angrily stomps away)
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| Luz
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[intrigued] Ooh!
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| (The crystal ball's scene then cuts to a one-eyed, blue-skinned witch with tentacle arms in a long white dress. She is standing in a room of a high-end looking house, in which a balcony and stairs can be seen. Suddenly, a kneeling, purple haired witch in opulent attire slides in from the left on a large pile of snails and takes the one-eyed witch's hand.)
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| Rich witch
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Miss Arabella, if you marry me, [stands up and raises his other hand] our families will be the most powerful witches in the land! [pulls Arabella closer, who leaves a trail of slime behind her] Plus, I'm super rich.
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| (At this, a large, muscular, egg-shaped demon with long, dark red hair and an open blue shirt rolls in from the left. He is holding a bunch of plants in his left hand.)
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| Poor villager
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No, Arabella! I scrambled here as soon as I heard. I may be just a lowly stable boy, but our future could be sunny side up.
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| (Suddenly, sirens wail as a hospital bed is dragged into frame drawn by two small siren-esque demons, containing a frail witch almost identical to Arabella, except with blonde hair and mauve skin. She has bandages wrapped around her upper head and is reaching her arm out to Arabella.)
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| Arabella's mother
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[feebly] Arabella, my only daughter, you must know one final thing. [suddenly becomes limp] Egh.
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| (Heart monitor flatlines.)
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| Arabella
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[gasps] Mama... [agonized scream] Mama!
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| Rich witch
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Poor Arabella! I cry... Diamonds... [cries a small blue diamond from the corner of his right eye]
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| Poor villager
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My angel weeps... [cries a runny uncooked egg, yolk included, from the corner of his left eye]
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| (Screen goes static. Cut to Luz holding the remote with a disdained expression. Suddenly, King launches himself across the room to the table.)
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| King
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[lands on the crystal ball] No! What happens next? [grabs the crystal ball and shakes it desperately] What happens next?!
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| (Luz quickly turns it back to the previous channel.)
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| Announcer
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And this concludes the final episode of "Bleeding Hearts."
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| King
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[tosses crystal ball into the ceiling with a loud, angry cry]
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| Luz
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Buddy, let me tell you a little something about fan fiction.
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| King
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[squints slyly] Go on...
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