Season 1[]
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Who dares intrude upon I, the King of Demons?!
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—King, "A Lying Witch and a Warden"
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Soon, Mr. Ducky, we shall drink the fear of those who mocked us.
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—King, "A Lying Witch and a Warden"
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Try to catch me when I’m covered in grease! I'm a squirmy little fella.
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—King, "A Lying Witch and a Warden"
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My crown! Yes, yes! I can feel my powers returning! You, there. Nightmare critter. I shall call you Francois, and you shall be a minion in my army of darkness. Ha‐ha!
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—King, "A Lying Witch and a Warden"
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Weh?
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—King, "A Lying Witch and a Warden"
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That was actually one of her better breakups!
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—King, "A Lying Witch and a Warden"
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I AM NOT YOUR CUTIE-PIE!!!
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—King, "Witches Before Wizards"
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Ha! Good luck. The Boiling Isles is nothing but a cesspool of despair.
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—King, "Witches Before Wizards"
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You should run a small business of more scones into my mouth.
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—King, "Witches Before Wizards"
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Finally, all that mean-spirited laughter made me sleepy.
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—King, "Witches Before Wizards"
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Less talky, more nappy.
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—King, "Witches Before Wizards"
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Can't mistake her smell. Like lemons and young, naïve confidence.
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—King, "Witches Before Wizards"
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I have no son! Eat salt!
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—King, "I Was a Teenage Abomination"
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Even demons have inner demons.
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—King, "The Intruder"
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Look, now we're boo-boo buddies!
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—King, "The Intruder"
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Bap!
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—King, "The Intruder"
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Remember when her head got cut off last week? That woman can survive anything. She's probably just tired from staying up all night chasing shrews and voles.
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—King, "The Intruder"
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Stay back. Hey, hey. I am the king of demons, okay? And as such, I demand you to barf my friends back up.
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—King, "The Intruder"
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I'm so sorry, Luz. I just wanted you to be into demons like you're into magic. I don't have many friends, and no one even pays that much attention to me. I thought maybe if I taught you, finally, someone would care about creatures like me.
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—King, "The Intruder"
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That voice. That horrific voice!!!
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—King, "The Intruder"
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Show me the picture! Hah! I can draw better than that. You know, they once called me the King of Artists.
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—King, "Covention"
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Are you bestowing gifts upon me? Yes! I accept your offering! The King of Demons is back!
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—King, "Covention"
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Cupcakes in my tummy-tum makes the King say yummy-yum!
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—King, "Covention"
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Mmm? Oh, yeah. No.
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—King, "Covention"
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I'm stealing everything that's not nailed down!
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—King, "Hooty's Moving Hassle"
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King? Who's King? I go by Little Bone Boy now.
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—King, "Hooty's Moving Hassle"
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Rivals are meant to be annihilated not befriended. Now keep reading. I've been sucked into your awful fandom.
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—King, "Lost in Language"
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What does Luz know about problems anyway? All she has is dumb teen drama! She doesn't understand how hard some of us have it.
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—King, "Once Upon a Swap"
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Well, I don't know if you realized, but I'm not a baby!
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—King, "Once Upon a Swap"
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My life is a living nightmare!
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—King, "Once Upon a Swap"
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Fight to the death!
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—King, "Once Upon a Swap"
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I've got some... very confusing emotions right now.
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—King, "Once Upon a Swap"
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All right, you acne‐encrusted hormone buckets. Let's go let out some teen angst!
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—King, "Once Upon a Swap"
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Ooh! Fight, fight, fight!
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—King, "Something Ventured, Someone Framed"
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Yes! Yes! This is a throne worthy of a tyrant. Bow to me you snotty underlings. Bow!
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—King, "Escape of the Palisman"
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(Rage squeals)
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—King, "Escape of the Palisman"
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Hey you scum! Which one of you wants to read my literary masterpiece? Anyone brave enough?
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—King, "Sense and Insensitivity"
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I've always wanted a people chair! I'm in! This will be my first step in my reclamation of power!
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—King, "Sense and Insensitivity"
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I'm sorry, my lawyer advised me not to look at unsolicited work.
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—King, "Sense and Insensitivity"
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What's a book? Good night!
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—King, "Sense and Insensitivity"
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Hey! Less ready, more scratchy!
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—King, "Adventures in the Elements"
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Military discipline, cooking! Ha, I truly am a demon for all seasons! Just a dash of Eda's secret sauce and I'm the creator of life!
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—King, "Adventures in the Elements"
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Welcome to boot camp! You sure need it. Look at you: raggedy, pathetic, chewed on, you got a button hangin' off of your eye. Pathetic! But I'll mold you worms into... slightly... better kinds of worms. Your first mission: gimme snacks! Your commander is hungry, so pick it up!
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—King, "Adventures in the Elements"
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This day shall live in infamy.
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—King, "Adventures in the Elements"
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Private Hooty, today when the felt flew you showed grit and determination that were instrumental in securing our victory. May I just say, it has been an honor, to be your commander.
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—King, "Adventures in the Elements"
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Obedience? Well, what is a teacher if not an authority figure? A king of children, if you will. Yes! I am your teacher! You may call me Mr. King!
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—King, "The First Day"
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Assume a coefficient of ten, carry the two, solve for Y, and that is the way to steal a pie from a windowsill! Also you can eat trash.
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—King, "The First Day"
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Alright. Read chapters three to five on the right way to scratch yourself in public. Spoiler alert: There's no wrong way! Ah, days like these make being a teacher all worth it.
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—King, "The First Day"
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Oh dear, I've gotten a tube stuck on my nose! Will I ever eat again? Looks like I'm toast!
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—King, "Really Small Problems"
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The King of Demons misses nobody! I wouldn't care if she came through this door right now!
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—King, "Really Small Problems"
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Beat up the man and steal his things for me!
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—King, "Really Small Problems"
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I'd say that sounds illegal. I would also say... go on.
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—King, "Really Small Problems"
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Willow, Gus, I'm sorry for poofing you. And Luz, I'm sorry for taking away your friends. I know you'll eventually go home and now you're spending more time at school. I just... wanna be around you!
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—King, "Really Small Problems"
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I'm sorry, Luz. Demons do crazy things when they've been missing somebody.
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—King, "Really Small Problems"
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I'm gonna bake that kid into a pie!
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—King, "Understanding Willow"
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Senseless violence. Yes, attack! DEATH IS YOUR GOD!
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—King, "Enchanting Grom Fright"
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I FORGE MY OWN PATH!
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—King, "Enchanting Grom Fright"
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Why am I doing this? I don't even wear clothes!
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—King, "Enchanting Grom Fright"
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We're going to turn this blood-bath into a fun-bath!
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—King, "Enchanting Grom Fright"
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Girl, you can pull off anything! Up top! We're style geniuses!
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—King, "Enchanting Grom Fright"
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Oh, oh gosh. Um... whoooo. Wow, these lights are warm. Observe! Luz, is um... she's down there, all right. And, uh, yes she is! There she goes! Folks, she's battling the thing, and uh...
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—King, "Enchanting Grom Fright"
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I know, I know. Imagine everyone in their underwear.
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—King, "Enchanting Grom Fright"
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And there you have it, folks. A happy ending for this year's Grom. Let's give a big hand to our Grom queens, Luz and Amity!
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—King, "Enchanting Grom Fright"
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"Now I am king and queen! Best of both things!"
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—King, "Enchanting Grom Fright"
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Yes! Now I’ll strike fear into my enemies with this armor of intimidation.
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—King, "Wing It Like Witches"
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You know what, when she first got here, I thought we were gonna eat her. But now I only think of that, like, sometimes.
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—King, "Agony of a Witch"
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The cake is me!
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—King, "Agony of a Witch"
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Me and Eda don't always see eye to eye, but I do consider her family. I want her back as much as you do.
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—King, "Young Blood, Old Souls"
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We'll have to do something so diabolical, so criminally insane, that they'll have to send us to the Conformatorium.
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—King, "Young Blood, Old Souls"
Season 2[]
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I'm never letting you go! You're never returning to the human realm!
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—King, "Separate Tides"
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King want a cracker!
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—King, "Separate Tides"
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Weh? Yeah yeah, I'll deal with it. No one ever said power came with responsibility...
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—King, "Escaping Expulsion"
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The King of Demons yields to no one!
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—King, "Echoes of the Past"
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I was once the mighty King of Demons. I was beloved almost as much as I was feared. But one dark day, an evil spell was cast... transforming me into this.
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—King, "Echoes of the Past"
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Ah, the chamber where I would devour the hearts of my foes. The taste was cold and bitter, but I bet yours would be sweet, Luz.
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—King, "Echoes of the Past"
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Everyone lied! And I was too caught up in the fantasy to realize it? I... I don't know what to do, Luz? I can't tell what's real and what's fake!
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—King, "Echoes of the Past"
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This stinks. If my dad doesn't care about me, why should I care about him? Hmm? Well, I'm not going to him. He's gonna have to come to me!
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—King, "Keeping up A-fear-ances"
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Is that a six-footed pig or a floating appendage? Why, no! It's Gus the Illusion Master. Please leave a message.
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—King, "Through the Looking Glass Ruins"
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Just squeeze it out!
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—King, "Hunting Palismen"
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And weh, and weh, and weh, and weh, and weh, and weh, and weh, and weh!
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—King, "Eda's Requiem"
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Haha! Saint Epiderm? More like Stank Epiderm!
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—King, "Eda's Requiem"
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DID YOU OWL PELLET ME?!
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I don’t need you to tell me to love myself, Hooty. I want to know where I came from. What my Dad looked like. What I’ll look like when I grow up. I don’t have any responses to my video, yet, or my wanted posters. Maybe my Dad is gone, maybe there’s no one else like me, and I’ll live my whole life without any answers!
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You look like one of my hairballs. Let's just do the trench coat thing!
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—King, "Eclipse Lake"
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Guess minecart chases are a lot more dangerous than video games make'em seem.
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—King, "Eclipse Lake"
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I can't wait to eat HUMAN snacks!
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—King, "Yesterday's Lie"
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It was the... yeast I could do.
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—King, "Follies at the Coven Day Parade"
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With my love of mayhem and Hooty’s desperate need for attention, this’ll be a cake walk!
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—King, "Follies at the Coven Day Parade"
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Hey, Eda, look! "Dear sister, join the Emperor's Coven and together, we can become gods!"
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—King to Eda, "Elsewhere and Elsewhen"
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Ooh! That'll work great when birds try to fly away with me.
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—King talking about Luz's newly discovered Safety Hover glyph, "Reaching Out"
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What you need is a healthy distractions from your problems. Like breakfast!
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—King to Luz, "Reaching Out"
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Is this thing on? Demon King to Luzura, you copy?
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—King to Luz on walkie-talkie, "Hollow Mind"
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Uh, oh. Uh... Hable más lento, por favor.
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—King to Luz on walkie-talkie, "Hollow Mind"
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No one wants to think they've wasted their life following the wrong person. You just gotta find something big to change their minds.
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—King to Luz, "Hollow Mind"
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Well, we're gonna get you out! We'll make a return spell as fast as we can!
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—King to Luz on walkie-talkie, "Hollow Mind"
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She'll never get home if she doesn't get back here!
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—King to Eda, "Hollow Mind"
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What the heck happened in there?
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—King asking Luz about what happened inside Belos' mindscape, "Hollow Mind"
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I'm thankful that my demon family finally got to meet my owl family. Seriously, thi- this is amazing! I- It's almost like... a dream...
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—King slowly realizes that he's in a dream, "Edge of the World"
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"Dear King Clawthorne, if you wish to know who you truly are, come to this location and meet our warrior clan." I think they might be my family! And maybe they're an answer to all our problems!
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—King after reading the letter addressed to him, "Edge of the World"
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They're a clan of warriors! How else do you defeat a tyrant with their own army? By making an army of your own!
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—King to Luz, "Edge of the World"
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Yeah! The ole Selkidomus crew. Think about it! Belos won't be able to withstand a whole army of mes.
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—King to Eda, "Edge of the World"
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Right! Uh, this is Luz the human/friend/sister. And this is Hooty, the, uh, door...?
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—King introducing Luz and Hooty to Tarak, "Edge of the World"
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I've never seen so many demons that look like me!
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—King after seeing the Titan Trappers around him, "Edge of the World"
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Don't worry. It's mostly paper mache. And bone. They're gonna show me their Titan Trapper ways, Luz! I guess they're my ways, too.
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—King to Luz, "Edge of the World"
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This is a dream come true!
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—King as he hugs Luz, "Edge of the World"
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Can I ask a favor? It's a little silly, but, uh... Can we play catch?
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—King to Tarak, "Edge of the World"
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You don't have to go all out like this. I- I'm fine doing a small thing. Family and friends kinda thing.
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—King to Tarak as they prepare a ceremony, "Edge of the World"
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These guys wouldn't hurt me. They get me! They know what it's like to be left behind.
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—King to Luz, "Edge of the World"
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No! I mean, yeah, but, it's you too, Luz! You'll eventually go back to the human realm, I know how it works. I've read your Azura books. You even promised your mom. I just thought I had to... prepare for a world without you in it.
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—King to Luz, "Edge of the World"
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Then what am I?!
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—King questioning Luz, "Edge of the World"
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Stop fighting! I'm one of you guys!
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—King to Tarak as he bangs his fists on his skull, "Edge of the World"
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I wanna go home.
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—King to Luz, broken-hearted, "Edge of the World"
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Looks like I'm... due for a growth spurt soon... heh, heh.
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—King, "O Titan, Where Art Thou"
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Uh, no. Listen, it's okay. I just uh need some alone time. Your Titan... commands it?
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—King, "O Titan, Where Art Thou"
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Luz, I'm so happy I had you as a big sister.
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—King to Luz, "King's Tide"
Season 3[]
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The Collector is just a little kid. A scary, powerful one, but… also… sad, and alone. I don’t know, this whole time, I was scared of making him mad, but… I think I can relate to him.
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—King to Eda and Lilith, "For the Future"