Season 1[]
“
I think the student body could learn a lot from having such an exchange student. But before I even consider that, there's a lot to be answered for.
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—Principal Bump to Eda, "Something Ventured, Someone Framed"
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No. Hexside School is safe for you both. I'm the principal, not a stooge. Consider your pupil our pupil.
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—Principal Bump to Eda, "Something Ventured, Someone Framed"
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To think that any student of yours would be capable of doing anything but create chaos... Eda, take your student and leave! You are both banned from this campus!
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—Principal Bump to Eda angrily, "Something Ventured, Someone Framed"
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Education is the real magic.
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—Principal Bump's quote on Hexside's brochure, "Adventures in the Elements"
“
Welcome, Luz, to Hexside School of Magic and Demonics!
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—Principal Bump to Luz, "The First Day"
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Ha! Take that, Glandus! Looks like this year's grudgby match is going to be a forfeit.
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—Principal Bump, "The First Day"
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The choosy hat! It broke free!
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—Principal Bump, "The First Day"
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Ugh. Only 300 years until retirement.
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—Principal Bump, "The First Day"
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Alright, I'm smart enough to know when I've made a mistake.
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—Principal Bump, "The First Day"
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The coven denies knowing about the basilisk, but that won't stop me from writing a very stern letter.
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—Principal Bump, "The First Day"
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What's this? Boscha got away with murder? I can't say I approve, but at least she's trying new things.
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—Principal Bump, "Wing It Like Witches"
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She helped me love teaching again... after she left.
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—Principal Bump talking about Eda, "Young Blood, Old Souls"
Owl Pellets[]
“
Oh, hi. I didn't see you there. I'm Principal Hieronymous Bump, and welcome to Hexside School of Magic and Demonics, where our students' safety and well-being is our top priority. Let's take a tour.
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—Principal Bump, "Welcome to Hexside"
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Here at Hexside, we are devoted to providing the very best for our students, from our state of the art classrooms... to our award-winning cafeteria.
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—Principal Bump, "Welcome to Hexside"
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Hexside, where the magic of friendship...is no longer taught here due to budget constraints.
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—Principal Bump, "Welcome to Hexside"
Season 2[]
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Sadly, I have no choice in the matter. Luz, Willow, Augustus, effective immediately you are no longer students of Hexside.
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—Principal Bump, "Escaping Expulsion"
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Life is just so dull without them!
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—Principal Bump, "Escaping Expulsion"