| Speaker
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Dialogue
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| [Open on King flicking through channels on a crystal ball.]
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| Blonde romance lead
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I love you.
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| [Static.]
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| Villain
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There you are!
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| [Static.]
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| Principal Bump
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Oh, hi.
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| [Cut to the stream on the crystal ball, showing Bump in his office, sitting at his desk and reading a rulebook upside down, which he then closes as he stands. Static crosses the screen sporadically.]
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| Bump
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I didn't see you there. I'm Principal Hieronymus Bump, and welcome to Hexside School of Magic and Demonics, where our students' safety and well-being is our top priority.
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| [Simultaneously, outside the window, Skara, Cat, and Mattholomule flee from colossal purple tentacles on broomsticks. Matt, who falls behind the other two, screams as he gets flung into the window of Bump's office. He slowly slides down as Bump speaks.]
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| Bump
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Let's take a tour.
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| [Star transition to a trophy case, Bump walking past it.]
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| Bump
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Here at Hexside, we are devoted to providing the very best for our students.
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| [Slide transition to the photo class classroom.]
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| Bump
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From our state of the art classrooms...
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| [Principal Bump's torso flies off screen in a shower of glitter. Matt, who has a Healing Track patch on his face from the last incident, is standing in the middle of the room. Suddenly, all of the red spiders hanging from the photo class start to glow and run toward Matt, who yells as he is hoisted toward the ceiling, the teacher and students nonchalantly turning their heads only to see nothing where Matt once was. Slanted yellow text reading "Learning" flies across the screen. Spiral transition to the cafeteria, where Bo is sitting eating a plant with a fork across from Matt, his left arm now in a cast and sling, looking frightful.]
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| Bump
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[sitting at the end of the table, holding a covered silver platter with a label that reads "Healthy "Food""] ...to our award-winning cafeteria. [places the platter before Matt and walks away]
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| [Matt hesitantly takes the cover off the platter, glad to discover it is normal food. The plant that Bo is eating across from him then attacks his face, knocking him off the bench. She continues chewing, undisturbed. A cafeteria worker doing a thumbs-up slides past the screen, transitioning to the outside of Hexside, where Bump is walking forward. Matt falls from the air behind him on his left side].
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| Bump
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Every student has the ability and support [slides in front of Matt and gestures toward the school grounds] to reach their full potential here. Hexside, where the magic of friendship... Is no longer taught here due to budget constraints.
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